Bedside conversations.

If you do have someone admitted into the hospital, do you have any idea what topics to converse or what to be said? If it is your friends, it would be easier.

XX (bed13): Whats up man, thanks for coming!
YY: Fuck man, you know JJ fucked WW..
(continues..)

But if your Hainanese spouse is in the hospital,

Spouse (Bed 12): Hmm (groans)
Wife: Have you eaten?
SB12: Hmm yeah

Silence.

Wife: You eat porridge?
SB12: Hmm yes

Silence.

Wife: You eaten already?
SB12: Hmm yes

Silence.

Wife: Eaten all?
SB12: Hmm yes.

Silence.

Oh god it went on for about another 5 minutes and I was just standing there marking all my charts, and I got so bored with the conversation already, until I readily announced that I am about to feed him. I think I saved her from the awkwardness.