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Thursday, February 07, 2008

guam

If anyone bothered, I have touched down in Guam at 4ish am after our flight has been delayed in Singapore for almost one and a half hour in a stuffy and entertainless philipines airline, with two i-think-they-are-lesbians travelers and mom taking up my already very small private place. (dad was somewhere else in the plane)

After slightly 4 hours, we transited at Manila and had to run because of our delayed schedule, dad thought we might missed the flight to Guam. The customs were really stringent and horrible and I thought bangkok was the only country that required me to take off my belt but now I had to like take my clit piercing, belt and shoes. (ok kidding about the clit piercing) They were like touching my breasts, my ass just everywhere...

So another 4 hours later, we reached Guam.



dad gotten a car, but it is like left hand driving! it was scary to drive and like almost too scary to do anything else because dad kept mixing up the controls for the signals and the windscreen wiper or like occasionally squirt some water.

so we slept in an inn, so retro, staying in an inn hahahahahha i wish i could ask for one pot of tea and buns! super budget because the things here are really expensive especially the local brands but if you are going for international brands i.e LV, Chanel, Hermes, Gucci, it is really cheaper. (1 bottle of lemon tea cost USD 3)

Spent the morning navigating our way with our map(s) and did some shopping as well but ... its kinda boring here. Guam looks like hawaii but it is a boring hawaii with no pearl harbour but they do have uh.. two lovers point. lol, it is a cliff that rumoured that two lovers had to elope but couldn't do it so they jumped down the cliff to the endless pacific ocean, and i assume they died. hence, this.. uh two lovers point! kidding me, SO marketing strategy but it was rather beautiful!

the shopping here is actually great and girls would go crazy and spend like 5 hours inside but poor daddy!

there are only 150k in Guam! and most of their tourists are actually japanese! i felt like i am back in Japan! they are like at every other corner and they shop LV like mad hahahahahaha shit i wish i was Japanese, which it could have been happened because my mom was dating a japanese guy before meeting my dad! walao! walao!

i would have been this:

ok kidding but i think my friends dont love me anymore because they are all going for a lesbian party tonight at gotham penthouse and i am stuck in guam and jiayi did it on purpose! oh well, i will just get out of this space and smoke (reds i am smoking reds) while reading the kite runner again.

betrayal could never be so surreal and clenching.

good night world, it is almost 12 here while you guys are watching ch8 chinese news.


(two lovers point)

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Friday, January 11, 2008

horsin' around.

if no one knew, yes i have taken my handful locks away but people are still complaining, so hard to please leh all of you! anyhow, sorry for the lack of updates! been catching up with mediacorp shows (lol, huang jin lu!), procreating in my sims, watching ally mcbeal and of course, projects! i think i am evolving again, i am not sure this time but of course i am quite contented with life right now. with plans to guam and vietnam in respectively february and march! (of course exams in between, grr!) no, i have never celebrated chinese new year in Singapore! i have a weird family but i love my extended family which means smelly fish (chloe - in chinese, chou yu) and yuhuizai especially popo (chinese for grandmother!) please reserve the biggest ang pow for me omg, i get to receive ang pows from xw too! ok all my cousins who are reading, please get married soon!

life is good oh i have a new tag line for year 2008.

it used to be, "single, available, ready to mingle!"

now, it is, "cant lose freedom, dont do obligations."

people you need theme song in your life! it brings your shoulders moving to the beat of it and it should be a rather cheery and uplifting song! it will bring you out of whatever depression or darkness you are facing anytime.

omg its 2am and i seriously need to sleep!

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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Life life life.

I am so sorry for that long unannounced hiatus. Been really busy these few weeks with endless projects (with really loser teammates) and whatever assessments i had! This whole new year 3 is rather fulfilling and busy and I really like it a lot despite my frequent rants but its great!

Yeah 1724's out, I am not sure how many caught it but it is great! I think we have a shot at winning first prize which is 10k. Ok I sound too confident but even if we dont win, its fine because I think we did a great job for the pre-publicity and the bed scene-stomps prints peripheral! I have always wanted to participate/be involved in AIDS campaign! Totally self-actualizing already.






For the rest of the photos, please visit stompAIDSnyp!

Right after 1724, I had a whole weekend getaway to Malacca with my friends to just release whatever I need to. Everything was breathing down my neck and seriously, I needed that getaway although it was short but it was really relaxing. Nothing fanciful but.











This year .. is about to end so quickly. Unknowingly its December and 2008 is coming, and so many things happened in 2007 which held close to my heart for the heart aches, lessons and also small bits of happiness here and there! Consensus to short lived happiness?

Maybe I should spend sometime recollecting my thoughts for 2007. Give me sometime, because i think I have turned into hokkienvulgarityclubpresident07@hotmail.com and hokkienvulgarityclubvicepresident07@hotmail.com ahahahahaha.

So Christmas's around the corner and I have no idea how to spend it and I dont think I want to spend it in Sg, no choice but to i think but luckily momsie gets to go Philippines and chill for Xmas! I have been really good but recently I have been pulled back but rest assured I am alright.

So chill out and await for a long time no emo post! I am just so fidgety right now! and really exclamationy! !!!!!!!!

shut up ju.

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Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Anyone wants to travel with me? I have all the greatest plans in the world plus I am funny. Email me at hellomorninghowdoyoudo@gmail.com

Vietnam (Hanoi and Saigon)
2nd Sept to 18th Sept

Seriously.

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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Planner

Things have been winding up and winding up for good. My internship is nearing the end and my exams are coming and I have yet to study! Right after exams, another internship's coming up! Busy busy busy like a bee.

However I have been doing some planning for my ultimate solo budget travelling trip of the year somewhere in September for about 2 weeks to Vietnam. Firstly Hanoi and I will take an overnight train and run myself across Vietnam and stop along the way in Hue, Danang, Nha Trang, etc and finally Saigon (which is also known as Ho Chi Minh City).

This trip will determine so much:

1. My personal safety
2. Letting go of issues
3. Searching for myself
4. Well, be a better jerk.

Cant wait.

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Friday, July 20, 2007

Bangkok 14/06 - 17/06

So finally I have collated most of the photos from BKK except from Charlotte..again. Her camera is the best but no one wants to use because Charlotte doesnt send us our photos and she get pissed when we asked for it. So annoying, next time we are not going to take picture with her. Okay we will take picture with her but not with her camera. Kudos to Emily and Julyn!

Nurses gone wild Part 1 in BKK


(we still love viceroy, our very last bit of viceroy)

(our first time in budget terminal)



(Bangkok Airport)


(limo services for all 9 of us!)

(this was where we stayed, Greenhouse Guesthouse, Khaoshan)
(Backpackers alley, SGD$9 per night with aircondition/toilet shared among 3)

(our temporary room for 9.. just for bags first!)

(common corridor)

(after changing more currencies..)


(3 for 100baht, i bought 6 though)


(Boss of Greenhouse Guesthouse, Israelian, age 28 - rich.
Speaks chinese fluently as he lived in China for a couple of years. )



(julyn)

(charlotte)


(xinyi)


(jasmine)

(i need a nose job so badly, my nose is really huge i dont understand why!)


(anticipating our shark fins!)











(the caesar salad looks damn good & taste damn fucking good as well!)


(my best purchases in BKK - 2 65L Deuter bag)


(all geared up for the sweltering at Chatchuchak!)





(our last night's feast)




(waiting for our birdnest!)



(private tranny show for the girls in the room actually my room)

(met up with fiona & yishun for a trip down to patong to watch uh fat & ugly girls who could smoke with their pussy and shoot darts with their pussy. like spell g-r-o-s-s. the acts werent that gross but the girls are... that makes it worst.)

(originally we came with only these bags..)

(we came home with truckloads of bags!)

happy back to sg!

Finally these photos are uploaded and I have actually more to upload Nurses Gone Wild Part 2. Noted above, girls except for me, are straight and have boyfriends so.... yeah, where are those kinky lesbian nurses?

I think it would be great to have a partner who shares the same passion and almost the same line of job with you. I think it would be perfect except the part of being a nurse because till now I am not sure if I should be one.. Not because I dont want to be but I refuse to be a routined nurse working in the wards in shifts. I require alot of thrill, excitement and just ... I dont know, freedom?

I was looking through Doctors Without Borders, a travelling team of medical staffs to disaster areas or refugee camps, a non profit organisation which pays you a reasonable amount of allowance fee and all logdging and food. Sounds good but you need to have 2 years of clinical experience. Really gets me good and thinking about it, then I think I should just plunge in and go ahead for the A&E department. Que sara sara, lets see.

But before that I would actually take my degree first... and I would decide again. And I am still deciding if I should switch my major in University. I will leave the country definitely.

Not forgetting my 1st quest: To be able to travel all of Asia by 30.

Need a partner (if i have no girlfriend, and mostly my girlfriends are not adventurous) who would be financially stable, able to leave job for a year, enjoy exotic sightseeing/adventures and having the best of our lives. You need to be witty and interesting and must not irritate me when the weather is hot but my temper is good. You can be gorgeous and that would be a plus point but wit is the top criteria. We should be able to connect well (romantically, friendly, sexually). One who doesnt fuss in food, lodging (afterall we just need a place to sleep and we can have sex anywhere). Actually a masculine girl would be good, as referred to my previous entry I need a butch in my life, then again, my inclinations are... more to the girlie side. Spunky, witty, spontaneous! (yes spontaneous!) Best that if you are a medical staff because we can work anywhere we like and that you dont have a girlfriend. So far, this good.

Email me - hellomorninghowdoyoudo@gmail.com ( i know i need to change email address)
We can start to nurture.

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